oh, honey

Oh, honey, There’s no need to throw Your concern around like A balloon in the wind, Just constantly wafting around my head. I’m fine! I would not be so vain To write everything about me; And I would not be so Un-artful To only take inspiration from That which is closest to me.

It’s called sarcasm, dear

I didn’t get a chance to write today- I was too busy sweeping the Floors of my chambers- Although I did leave a few cobwebs, Just for inspiration. I tried to find the spiders To invite them to dinner, But I think they abandoned me With the rest of humanity- Why, oh why?   I…

Oh, how romantic!

Oh, how romantic! Sitting at the window pane Realising that life Isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. You must all aspire to be me. You’ve even got it raining; The droplets running down the glass Much like the tears on our faces. Careful, don’t get too excited, You might make yourself smile And we…